August 12, 2011

Top Ten Reasons Why Birthdays Rule

According to me.
   10.  It rains presents.  "Ohh, for me!?  You shouldn't have!"
   9.  It's the perfect justification for those new pair of shoes.   Hey, you deserve to treat yourself to a present. Or two.  Or five.  Whatever.  No one is counting.  It's your birthday.
   8.  All of a sudden, you are popular on Facebook.  That's right.  Friends, non-friends, strange dude you don't even know, blowing up your wall with HBD.  For a second there, you almost forgot what a notification was.  Thumbs up to everyone for making you feel cool.
   7.  Tummy, thighs, butt, legs, and chin, say hello to my caloric friend.  Frosting.  
   6.  Of course, no birthday cake would be complete without candles to make a wish.  So, close your eyes, think really hard, and wish for more wishes.
   5.  Another year older should mean another year wiser.  Of course, the obligatory word here is should.  And guys, we already know you are five years behind on the maturity scale.
   4.  It's P-A-R-T-Y time.  So put on your hat and hope for a surprise.  But, please, whatever you do, do not throw yourself your own surprise party.  That would be totally lame.  Or totally awesome.  I don't know.  I'm not sure yet.
   3.  You have an excuse for everything.  Well, almost everything.  Case in point:
     Me: "Husband, will you go to jazzercise with me tonight?"
     Husband: "No, I'm tired."
"But it's my birthday," I say, as I look up at him with big, pouty eyes.
     Husband: "You're birthday isn't until Satruday."
     Me: "OK, it's my birthday
Saturday.  Doesn't change the fact that it's my birthday."  (*Wink*)
     Husband: "Well, let's just go on Saturday then."
     Me: "But, what better way to celebrate my coming into the world, tonight, than with an extraordinary display of jazz hands?"
     Husband: "I'm not going to jazzercise with you."

     Me:  "But it's my-"
     Husband:  "No."
Which brings us to number two:
   2.  It's your party and you can cry if you want to.  
And, the number one reason why birthdays rule is:
   1.  If all else fails, suck all of the helium out of your birthday balloons and sing yourself a happy birthday, champ. 



Frannie Pantz said...

A very happy birthday to you! This list is hilarious. I think my bf would respond the exact same way. Birthday or not.

Tiffany said...

LOL! Happy birthday to you!!! This post was straight up Hi-Larious!

Neris / Fashion Fractions said...

Happy Birthday!!! I laughed so hard while reading these :) Reason number one is the best one :)


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Alisha said...

Happy birthday, doll!! :) Hope it's best one yet!


Unknown said...

Awww, such a great post! Happy birthday girl!! XOXO,

claire said...

hahaha This is great! Hope you have a wonderful birthday!

Liesl said...

Happy, Happy Birthday!!! I just realized mine is in 5 days...ahhh...where does the time go! Enjoy YOUR day and all the reasons it rules so much because you deserve it!

Liesl :)

Siboney2046 said...

Is today your birthday? Mine is wednesday... Happy birthday to us!!

Unknown said...

My birthday is next week-what a great list! So true too :)

Rachael said...

Loved the 'reasons why birthdays rule'.
I think it would be cool to through yourself a 'surprise' birthday party though. I mean, if other people aren't going to do it, why not you?
Happy Early Birthday Katie!!

Dani said...

presents, new shoes...all about me...PERFECT. Tell that husband to get up and get his jazz's YOUR birthday!

Unknown said...

happy birthday katie!

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Ashley J said...

Have a great birthday!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL, love it! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Katie!! Hope it's the best one yet!

Lidi @ Eclectic Flair

Anonymous said...

HBD!!!!! ... ha ha can't stop laughing at this post!

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annie said...

Happy birthday, you are hilarious! Said it just right; it definitely is the day to be selfish, self-indulgent and greedy ;)


Bailey Schneider said...

Hahahahaha! LOVE THE LIST!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I really hope your day is as special as you are! Enjoy eating birthday cake AND cupcakes...because you CAN. It's YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

Much love, Bailey from Vanilla Blonde

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Samantha D said...

Happy Birthday it's my birthday on Friday next week and you've given me ideas to celebrate for the whole week. I hope your wish will come true. :)

Camille said...

Happy Birthday!! It is my birthday today too!!

Gertrude said...

Haha the conversation between you and your husband is adorable! Happy Birthday :) xo

Melody said...

this post is hilarious & so true! Happy Birthday!! Hope you have an amazing day!

LuLu said...

Hope you have a great Birthday Katie!

I love your #1! That could put a big smile on your/someone else's face hearing you sing with helium!

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Our Sophisticated Planet said...

Happy birthday!!!! I hope it's everything you could as for<3


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Danielle said...

Happy Birthday!

I just found your blog and think it's so cute! Tomorrow is my birthday and I LOVE your list. I agree with everything on there! :) Happy birthday again!! Have a great day!

Danielle :)

Anastasia from Natbeesfashion said...

Happy birthday! I wish you the best and much love and happinness!
Thanx for sharing that conversation with your husband..its so funny..haha :)))

Faith said...

hehe, cute post!

hope you had a fabulous birthday celebration!

Julianne Rae said...

Hope you had a great birthday :)

Love the list, it's cheeky and cute.

keepsakes. etc said...

what an nice photo with your mom, lucky I also have a similar one during my 1st bday! =)

bluebonnets & boots said...

Happy birthday!! I really love your blog and this post especially. Hilarious.

Corinne said...

haha I loved your top 10! I hope you had a wonderful birthday weekend celebrating!

Happy (belated) birthday!

Courtney B said...

You're adorable :)
Happy belated Birthday!!

Sophie @ threetimesf said...

I thought I was the only person in the world to blog about Jazzercise! Happy Birthday!

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