Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! I'm really excited! I am planning on getting drunk off of tryptophan (you know, that weird stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy). However, there won't be any time for napping because,well, I have a confession. You see, I am going to attempt to steal a whole pumpkin pie, just for moi. Why don't I just bake one for myself, you ask? Because. I'll be relaxing all day while other people slave over the stove. So, back to my plan. What if...I sabotage the pie by "accidentally" dropping it on the floor. But, then again, that probably wouldn't be the best idea because who wants to eat pumpkin pie off the floor? Granted, I would. But I think I have a better idea. What if, I take a bite out of the pumpkin pie, abruptly spit it out onto the table and scream really loud, "EW!! This is just AWFUL!" Yep, pretty sure no one will want to eat it after that. And then I will laugh, having fooled all of my family on Thanksgiving, and I will go sit in a room by myself and devour that delicious pie I waited all year for. And then I'll blame it on the tryptophan. Happy Thanksgiving. Peace, love and pumpkin pie.